Barbie Dahling!!!!i hate u..........

I have this pic of me holding a pretty doll in my hands.The figure looked very appropriate;big fat legs balancing a trunk and a body ,substantially with all its proper curves and dark blue eyes with pretty cluttering eyelashes that would drop and open.It wore a maroon "Ghaghra choli" but heeding to my uncontrollable pleas that she would feel very hot in that elaborate wear,mom had stiched another pretty summer frock for her,sleeveless and short, from an old and tattered bed cover.Every gal must have played with a doll in her childhood and who knows many a young/not so small boy too.Mom had got me 'julie' wen I was in the hospital admitted for jaundice in junior kg and I was made to believe that its julie who's not well, and being a nice lil mom,I had to lie next to her all two weeks 'nursing' her back to health ..and I remeber having celebrated julie 's bday every year on feb 8th till I came to secondary, cos that was my best friend shruti's bday and that was the only other date I remembered at that time...talking of dolls.Barbie???!! ya how can sumone not remember those slimy legs,those curves ,that tiny waist,and more importantly a well busted chest cum entire trunk placed on two long ,thin legs.impossible!!!!I am sure..sumone reading this would say"tujhe kya pata,delhi me aisi ji ladkiyan hoti hai!!!".OFcourse ,there are gals like that but not wen u r in ur fourth n fifth n sixth n seventh standards.That's prolly the time wen gals look the worst,with the sudden erupting acnes and pimples ravaging ur already plump face that's already stuffed wt a lot of puppy fat, with you just confused,plain confused with the incurring changes in ur body.Talking about barbies,ah!!!lemme tell u,it's a possession that every gal felt immensely proud of,and the bigger the collection of barbies,the closer she felt to being a gal,a lil mom,nursing her allready pretty babe,sorry baby,countlessly tying her gujju style orange sari with the zari border again and again n making sure u close the doors and windows before u do it,and copying her mom in whatever she did.There were different sets available and my parents would promise to gift me anything reasonaly inexpensive, depending on the stakes I kept,marks,a lil work at home like watering the plants for a week or an an incentive for not fighting weith bro and more importantly ,behaving myself .And there are other added accessories too that come free with the set.A pink plastic comb was one thing that came in for sure.I also got an extra pair of frock,white frock with yellow flowers all over,knee length,..she had a tiny waist and a smile that wasn't a smile actually.I felt that grin of hers carried a lotta attitude.I got my first barbie from sum fake santa claus who was sitting in sum humanly erected finlandish cave full of droopin lights and chocolates and baloons hanging and with an entry fee too high...This was a ritual with my dad,He knew my fetish for 'santa topis' and the wrapped gifts so cum christmas,he would take me to all the big ,all ready to cash in a lotta cash in the name of christmast splendor,departmental stores and ya I love him!!!.....I always felt inferior wen I looked at my first barbie .May be that's why i cropped off all her hair that very day much to the shock of my parents.After that barbie darling who wasn't even named till that time(owing to the immediacy of the events that followed), bald barbie was packed in a plastic cover and locked into the showcase for eternity.Barbie,she was in news recently.Glamorous naughty gal cumpleted 50 glorious yrs of teaching the basics of motherhood to lil fairies all over the globe .But today i pronounce,very strongly to all the future moms and dads reading this....Never gift ur lil gals barbies,n even if u do,tell them very clearly that they r just a show piece and cum wt may,no normal healthy gal would sport a figure like the barbie.....the barbie is not a reflection of wat the lil gal would expect to be,naturally herself,or her imaginary baby...She is just a few bones made of plastic,infact rubber n even her skin is pink.she doesnt even have big beautiful eyes,just paer and pen drwan eyebrows and thin 'unblinkable' eyes..,,no flesh at all,,,,build outright just to drive lil gals to bearing complexes.She is outargeously abnormal looking but ..........................pretty too.....I dunno y i wrote this..............It's just dat i love julie even now and I have preserved her.I remember having chatted wt her for hours together.She was my frend cos she looked a lil like me,infact prettier but she looked 'real ' for sure,unlike the three four gifted barbies who were happily mauled and dumped by me very soon .....